The warmth of a prostitute’s smile…Bloody Mary Tour Part 1

Here we are in sunny Spokane for our show at Empyrean Coffee with Kasey Anderson. After loading in our gear we decided to grab a refreshing bloody mary across the street at the May Fair Cafe (though the word cafe is in the title, don’t be mislead, the only food is small bags of potato chips). Upon entering we were greeted with the smell of lysol, alchoholism and sadness. Across the bar a prostitute smiled warmly at Justin. We sat down and waited, listening to the choice song on the juke box, something by Nickelback… (perhaps adding to the sadness). Our lovely bartender came by and took our order, bringing two very delicious, very peppery bloody marys. Two olives each. And lemon wedges. We finished them down. Justin ordered another one… I did not.

BLOODY MARY RATING out of 5 stars

Quality-***1/2
Stiffness-****(she gave us extra because we’re tourists)
Garnishes-*
Restaraunt Atmosphere-****(this is where Bukowski would have hung out if he had lived in Spokane)
Service-*****

Love,

Star Anna and The Laughing Boys (Dogs)