Just call this my Ricky Gervais moment. I have not a clue as to why I’m about to descend into being so mean spirited, but while looking for some album artwork from Walter Egan (the Magnet and Steel guy), I discovered that he turned 59 and looks it. I mean, really looks it. Which made me wonder how other rock stars have aged. God only knows that I’m a wreak compared to my twenty-something self and thank the stars I don’t have to be on stage or in the public eye to make a buck and therefore nobody knows and nobody cares. More important, nobody has kept any old pictures of me (other than the one my old high school girlfriend put up on Facebook from prom night and I’m in a powder blue tux.) But anyway, using Yahoo image search, here’s a few I’ve found. Oh and guess what? This has NOTHING to do with Americana.
Boy George…I thought he looked sexy as a girl. At least I’m honest.
Oh Ron…you’ve gathered moss. I wonder how she looks these days?
One pill makes you smaller….
Vince Neil…
This would be an example where aging is actually an improvement. Schools out.
Our ex-governator.
Celebrities need to keep their shirts on.
And finally…the walrus looks better than ever.
I shall go stand in the corner now….forgive me. Your turn…please don’t leave me hanging out here on my own.
